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We are a small group of Lumberjacks that are devoted to ensuring that every one of our customers is filled with joyous celebration.
When you open your item for the first time, don't be surprised if you experience one of the following: prolonged speechlessness; immediate unexpected bowel movements; or bleeding eyeballs.
If this does not occur, or for any reason you are not 100% satisfied, contact us and we will make it right.
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On the Road! Half of the Team is on the road for PAX: Unplugged in Philly until Tuesday Nov 21st. We will be checking emails periodically. Please allow some extra time for us to get back to you.
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