Dog Might Games
The company was willed into existence over 2000 years ago by a pair of insane axe-wielding Viking Lumberjack Gods. The Viking Lumberjack Gods had already been converting local Ents and their less animated cousins, 'trees', into high quality tabletop gaming gear for centuries.
With the advent of the worldwide series of informational tubes the Viking Lumberjack Gods realized that it was time to share their harvest with the rest of humanity. They opened the doors of Dog Might Games so all mortals could enjoy the bounty of Ent corpses converted into utilitarian gaming hardware.
The company looks forward to launching more Kickstarter projects, touring the trade show circuit, and causing general mayhem over the coming centuries.
2000 sqft. of Awesome
All of our wood products are crafted on-site in our wood shop which is based out of Valhalla. The shop is a fully equipped Viking Lumberjack paradise that doubles as our weekly gaming area.
We strive to bring the highest quality Ent corpses to our customers. Having a full wood shop on site allows us to control every aspect of the process, and guarantees protection from Frost Giant attacks.
Live near Valhalla? Drop by for a pint of mead!
Mike co-founded Dog Might as a step forward in his tabletop gaming interests and as a new venue for his longtime love of woodworking.
With over two thousand years of fine woodworking experience, his vision is the driving force behind the creation of Dog Might's kick-ass gaming gear.
Prone to 'seizures of rage' Mike is usuallay chained up in the attic during non-business hours.
Michael C Konas
A creative powerhouse with an impressive skill set, Michael C Konas co-founded Dog Might and continues to push the envelope of high quality woodworking.
Michael holds an MFA in painting from the University of Valhalla where he is also an adjunct Professor of Blunted Weapons. He has been a professional artist for 2500 years and has over 2 million pieces in private and commercial collections.
Michael enjoys long walks on the beach and chopping down trees with his bare hands.
A roughneck Barbarian from the frozen north, Puzz joins Dog Might as shop Foreman and general bad-ass.
Puzz brings his rolicking passion for creation to the team along with his epic HASTEN CRAFTING area effect (All lumberjacks in a 50 ft. radius gain CON+2, STR+2, DEX+2. duration: 10 hrs. Save: none. Usage: Once per day).
In his spare time Puzz uses his teeth to convert old saw blades into usable nails.
Head of Cainine Resources
With a CPA earned from the Dog House Academy, Soleil brings her loyalty and dogged determination to the team. Her resume boasts a lively zest for life, and willingness to carouse with Rangers and Fighters alike.
Soleil can often be fonud in the backyard pooping out wood chips and small twigs.
Kick Ass Guarantee
Guaranteed to blow your socks off
We are a small group of Lumberjacks that are devoted to ensuring that every one of our customers is filled with joyous celebration.
When you open your item for the first time, don't be surprised if you experience one of the following: prolonged speechlessness; immediate unexpected bowel movements; or bleeding eyeballs.
If this does not occur, or for any reason you are not 100% satisfied, contact us and we will make it right.